TakeThatOff

It’s the biggest weekend of Pride in many major cities and if you are planning on partaking in the festivities you might be hoping to meet a cute guy in the midst of all that celebrating. Odds are, you’re likely to come across a few less than desirable dudes in the process. To that end, we’ve put together some surefire cease-fire rejection lines. Insert them into conversation with that creeper following you around the bar at the after party or the troll who won’t take the hint at the parade and watch the unwanted attention vanish into thin air!

Here are our 10 super strong kiss-offs to get rid of any guy. Some are kind, some are cruel and some are clever, but they’ll all clearly convey your lack or interest.

1. “Thanks but I’m into guys 5’4” and under only.”

2. “I’m here with my Grandmother— we do everything together—but I’m sure she’d love to meet you!”

3. “You know, you’re cute but I’ve actually got a hubby/boyfriend.”

4. “Almost all my attention goes toward my main passion: collecting dolls…”

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1. “Ohhh, you’re hot too; does my lip look clear?”

2. “Tell you what: you can be on stand-by incase I can’t find anyone better.”

3. [Burp]. Loudly.

4. “I can’t get into it, but I’ve recently had significant surgeries that make dating challenging at the moment.”

5. “It’s not you; my ex just ruined me for all other men.”

If they’re cute, on the other hand, check out our best opening lines for shy guys at Pride.

-source gay.com daily

I came across Planet Unicorn a few years ago and just remembered today how much I loved it because it’s so funny. Check out a few of the episodes on the next part of the post.

Episode 1

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